A serious guide to successful pond skimming

If you've ever watched a gender-confused gorilla on snow blades glide over—or crash into—an icy pool to the delight of a jubilant crowd, and, thought, "boy, I wish I could be like them," it's high time you took the plunge (pun intended). For tips on how to receive the most amount of cheers, laughs and high fives, check out our definitive guide to pond skimming—skiing's silliest spring pastime.

Some important questions to ask yourself for ultimate pond-skimming success:

Do I need to sign up?

There's one important caveat you need to know before you get all excited about pond skimming this season. You're going to want to make sure you can get on the contest list. It would be a real shame if you showed up on your snow bike, wearing just a speedo, water wings and sunglasses only to find out the list is full.

What will my technique be?

Remember, it's not always about getting across the pond. You can make that your goal if you want to move onto the next round and maybe even get on the podium, but if you're looking for the loudest cheers, make sure you're producing a big splash. Here are some tried and true techniques to make the crowd go wild:

This technique is called "Tips First" and is a sure way to catapult yourself face first into the icy waters. | Photo: Big Sky Resort

"Airplane Arms" makes for safe landings at the end of the pond and improves aerodynamics. | Photo: Killington Resort

The "Tandem" maneuver requires two sets of bindings on one pair of skis, making it a popular technique among ski techs. | Photo: CBMR

The graceful "Ski Jump" maneuver is a tested method for making it across the pond and earning style points. | Photo: Keystone/Vail Resorts

"The Flying Monkey" is visually tantalizing and typically produces magnificent splashes. | Photo: Keystone/Vail Resorts

The "Powder Wedge" is a successful technique for snow and water. | Photo: Killington Resort

"The Gorilla" is a great way for tall skimmers to lower their center of gravity. | Photo: Steamboat Resort

"The Backflip" is the ultimate pond skimming crowd pleaser. When completed, this technique typically earns the loudest cheers and a spot on the podium. | Photo: Vail Resorts

We call this one "The Backslap," the sloppy cousin of "The Backflip." | Photo: Vail Resorts

The "Selfie" technique will earn you style points on your Facebook wall, but the jury is still out on how pond skimming judges feel about this contemporary maneuver. | Photo: Banff Sunshine Village

This challenging technique is called "The Threesome" and is only recommended if you really trust your partners. | Photo: Big Sky Resort

What am I wearing?

Truth be told, the threads you choose to wear while pond skimming can really make or break the decibel level of cheering you'll receive. Making it across or yard sale-ing into the pond is immensely more enjoyable to watch if the skimmer is wearing something completely ridiculous. Here are some inspirational examples:

"Public Message" costumes are always a great way to get the crowd going. | Photo: Killington Resort

Water wings or floaties provide additional safety and the finishing touches on a "Scuba Steve" theme. | Photo: Copper Mountain

A "Random Collection" costume tells the crowd you're a true individual. | Photo: Mammoth Mountain

The "Beach Babe" costume is a shoo-in for loud cheers. | Photo: Mammoth Mountain

Closing-day festivities typically fall around Easter. Showing your support of the Easter Bunny is bound to get some cheers, especially from the youngest spectators. | Photo: Vail Resorts

The "Patriotic Symbol" costumes will often produce the loudest applause. | Photo: Mammoth Mountain

"Bridal" costumes get plenty of stares on water, like they do on land. | Photo: Mammoth Mountain

Everyone loves an "American Superhero." | Photo: Mammoth Mountain

What equipment am I skimming on?

Equipment rules and regulations vary by resort, but for the most part you can apply the rule: if it slides on snow I'm good to go! This includes skis, snowboards, split-boards, mono-boards, telemark skis, toboggans, sleds, surfboards, snow blades, snow scooters and, our personal favorite, snow bikes.

The surf is always up at Crested Butte's Slush Huck/Pond Skim, dude. | Photo: Crested Butte Mountain Resort

We love snow biking, too and recommend wearing a biking chamois when snow-bike skimming. | Photo: Crested Butte Mountain Resort

Snow scooters are taking the pond-skimming world by storm. | Photo: Crested Butte Mountain Resort

Snowblades have a lower swing weight than traditional skis, making it easier to spin and get yourself into all sorts of wacky positions. | Photo: Crested Butte Mountain Resort

Where should I pond skim?

Many resorts, from your hometown hill to the world's most renowned ski destinations, hold end-of-season pond-skimming contests, but here are the resorts that have a reputation for attracting the largest crowds and loudest cheers, i.e. they're the "big time" of pond skimming.

Vail 16th annual World Pond Skimming Championships–April 18-19, 2020

Where to stay: The Lion Square Lodge is a great option for those looking to save money in the Vail Valley while staying close to the slopes in stylish digs.

Big Sky Resort Pond Skim–April 18, 2020

Where to stay: The 4-star Summit at Big Sky provides a variety of room configurations and convenient ski in ski out access.

Banff Sunshine Village 90th Annual Slush Cup–May 18, 2020

Where to stay: Located on Banff's mainstreet and with close proximity to the nearby Sunshine Village, the Fox Hotel and Suites is a great choice.

Squaw Valley 28th Annual Cushing Crossing–May 2, 2020

Every year for 28 years, Squaw locals and spring-skiing visitors alike gather for this incredible spectacle. A celebrity judging panel selects winners, which typically has a lot to do with big, impressive tricks and even bigger splashes.

Where to stay: Make your spring stay even better with village and slopeside out access and incredible amenities, like an outdoor pool and hot tub, at the Plumpjack.

Mammoth Mountain Pond Skim–April 19, 2020

Where to stay: Enjoy true ski in ski out access and onsite services like a rental shop and complimentary town shuttle as a guest at the Mammoth Mountain Inn.

Steamboat 11th annual Splashdown Pond Skimming Championships–April 12, 2020

Where to stay: Pond skimming action is just right around the corner from One Steamboat Place, which is Steamboat's only full-service ski in ski out resort.

Crested Butte LandShark Pond Skim–April 11, 2020

Where to stay: Situated just 200 yards from the lifts, the Grand Lodge provides affordable, spacious accommodations and easy access to the all the base-area shenanigans.

Keystone Slush Cup–April 12, 2020

Where to stay: Centrally located between River Run and Keystone Village, Inn at Keystone offers awesome mountain views from its rooftop hot tub. There are 103 dog-friendly, comfortable rooms to choose from.